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  1. Simply the undisputed comedy legend Mr Tommy Cooper, the only man who could walk on stage and the audience were in stitches before he would even open his mouth.
    This hat routine is simply comedy genius, screws it up on purpose and makes it hilarious.
    Miss you so much
    Tommy, but my god you will always be remembered.
    RIP
    Lasty to the idiots who gave this a
    👎You probably think tosh like the Big bang theory is funny!
    You simply don't get his comedic genius.

  2. So it's New Year's Eve at Joe's pub,
    A happy mob was there,
    The bars and tables are crowed,
    Lots of noise filled the air,
    In the middle of all this gaity,
    The door gaped open wide,
    A torn and tattered tramp walked in,
    "Have an ear folks!" He cried,
    The crowd just looked at him and laughed,
    And began to jeer
    But a sailor stood at the bar said: "Ship Ahoy mate! Have a beer."
    "Ah thank you son." The Tramp replied,
    "The beer me a-through, I'll never touch a drop again but I'll split a bottle of rum with you?"
    Then up jumped a banker who happened to be there: "Throw him out!" He cried "You can tell 'im it's there!"
    "That's harsh words." The sailor said,
    The banker said "So what!"
    A farmer say: "No need to be soft!"
    Then up jumped a soldier and said: "This no time to fight!"
    The sailor said "You're right."
    And the banker said "Well alright."
    Then, up jumped a woman and stared at the tramp,
    "My Goodness! It's Sam!" She exclaimed in fright,
    And her face went white.
    "Who's Sam?" A fireman said,
    The Tramp replied:
    "I'm Sam!" He cried,
    "And that Painter woman is my promised bride!"
    "Lass don't make me laugh. "The fireman said: "You can't wed that horse!"
    "Why not!" Replied the Tramp,
    "We never were divorced!"
    "It's a lie!" The woman shouted,
    "It's the truth!" Yelled out,
    "Hold everything, yes" said the soldier,
    And the fireman said: "I'll kill that pat!"
    "Oh Arrr, a tough guy." Said a pilot who was standing at the bar,
    The cowboy hit the fireman,
    And the fireman hit the floor,
    He got up straight away,
    looked at the woman and said
    "I've got a mug for you to pour."
    And then he hit her! Gosh, she screamed: "Ah."
    And then the fight was free for all,
    In rushed a Frenchman and a little schoolboy!
    Then all of a sudden a they heard a policemans whistle,
    And then a policeman came in and pinched the whole damn bunch!
    Poetry at its finest 😂😂😂

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